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News About Ted Cruz

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$rss = new DOMDocument();
$rss->load(‘http://news.search.yahoo.com/rss?p=[Ted+Cruz]’);
$feed = array();
foreach ($rss->getElementsByTagName(‘item’) as $node) {
$item = array (
‘title’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘title’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
‘desc’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘description’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
‘link’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘link’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
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}
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