The Republican candidates maybe clowns or maybe they are just comedians as cartoonist Bors suggests…
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$rss = new DOMDocument();
$rss->load(‘http://news.google.com/news?output=rss&q=[Republican+comedy]’);
$feed = array();
foreach ($rss->getElementsByTagName(‘item’) as $node) {
$item = array (
‘title’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘title’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
‘desc’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘description’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
‘link’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘link’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
‘date’ => $node->getElementsByTagName(‘pubDate’)->item(0)->nodeValue,
);
array_push($feed, $item);
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$link = $feed[$x]['link'];
$description = $feed[$x]['desc'];
$date = date('l F d, Y', strtotime($feed[$x]['date']));
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echo ‘Posted on ‘.$date.’‘;
echo ”.$description.’ ‘;
}
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